Help Flood, I need some cheering up.
Post funny things and make a good atmosphere here?
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Mama bear and papa bear were going through a nasty divorce. The judge then asked little bear if he wanted to live with his mom. "Noo" he cried " she beats me!!" Then judge then asked if he wanted to live with his dad. "NOOOOOO" he cried again " he beats me more!!!" The judge then asked who he wanted to live with. "I want to live with my aunt in Chicago, Chicago bears never beat anybody"