Okay, so living in Florida can sometimes be very annoying. My picture is what our weather down here in south Florida is going to be like for the next week, which is the longest "cold" streak we've had in like four years. This means that all of our idiot white girls will be frolicking along covered head to toe with heavy winter jackets, Starbucks, and Uggs. When I lived in New York for the earlier years of my life, when we got weather like this it was a Christmas miracle!
Not only that, but now my Facebook is being flooded with "omg guise im so cold hug me" updates from sluts that I'm not sure why I'm friends with. Anyway, if you're still reading, come on in, make fun of floridians with me, and enjoy your stay!
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Everyone on this site is from Florida.