Water is destroying our way of life. Murderers, rapist, & drug dealers have all admitted to using water for most of there lives. You may already be using water habitually. Don't turn out like the rest of these, Aqua addicts. Seek help now
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Edited by Qwerty: 1/19/2014 10:42:47 PMAnd did you hear about that oxygen-heads! These addicts are the reason society is ruined! We need a protest, ban oxygen! We cant let these criminals out on our streets, they may bite poptarts into the shape of a gun!
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It's true angry mobs are using ramen noodles as weapons. College students are extatic
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Edited by Qwerty: 1/19/2014 11:13:20 PMDear God, we must stop before they switch to heavier ammunition like pizza! I shudder at the thought.
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When they start using Buffalo wings all hope is lost
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...all humanity will stop
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The end is near
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Indeed. Go to your nearest Denny's, order the pancakes, put blueberry syrup on them, in between the second and third pancake will be a piece of paper with instructions to a safe house. Godspeed my brother
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I'll see you there and I'll bring the nachos
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I'll be waiting....I'll always be waiting....mwuahahhahahah *coughs violently* ha
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Riiiiiccccccooooollllllaaaaaaaa
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