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7/6/2013 5:49:44 PM
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Britain at war, attacked from the sky

[quote] BRITAIN is in the grips of a new gull war — as petrified holidaymakers are blitzed by kamikaze birds determined to swipe their food. Victims have been hospitalised, children left with cut lips and small dogs have even DIED following the attacks. Scientist Peter Rock says: “The gulls in Cornwall are highly intelligent. They travel in gangs and adopt a sort of pincer movement. “One feigns an attack so the target pulls their pasty out of the way while number-two gulls sneak in from behind and grab it.” n the past week alone, multiple injuries have been reported, with six people attacked in just two minutes and children regularly reduced to tears as their ice creams are snatched.[/quote] British seagulls are nasty buggers and they are huge, they are probably our most dangerous bird of prey since they prey on us for food.

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  • Edited by A Forum Cop: 1/22/2014 3:36:47 AM
    Britain and wars make me LOL. WW II was a total joke for you guys, after the rest of the allies went and did all the work you went in and took all the credit, and you call some birds a "war"? lol. Why don't you do what you did in WW II, call America and Russia , have them do all the work, and then claim that [i]you[/i] won the war?

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