Here's some advice from a thread I made a couple of months ago. [quote]1. Don't ask what it is if you don't get it, just google it. 2. Blame Stosh 3. IT'S RENDER'S FAULT 4. Try xbox.com 5. Ask Clockman 6. K8 will help you 7. Tell Shiska that he's a pegboy 8. John Cena 9. Toast/envelope to talk to girls. 10. Find a dog on your porch 11. Declare/wage forum wars 12. Get the entire community to vote in a homemade Ghost into a Red Bull event. 13. Have a ninja meet your mother at a bar and get her to "let the puppies out of the pen" 14. Ban yourself for honorable reasons 15. Create an enormous thread about slender man 16. Do a weekly/monthly examination of popular internet myths and then leave the thread to die after it becomes very successful and a lot of people enjoy reading it. 17. Use the letter K as a frequent response to a post. 18. Don't ask how to bypass the swear filter, just use an alt character. 19. Erotic literature is k, but the second you post a mildly suggestive picture you're banned. 20. Cheerios is your favorite cereal. NO EXCEPTIONS! 21. Don't argue with Camnator, he'll poop on the chess board. 22. Don't let Verbatim kill himself. 23. The Flood will never have a Queen, because there are no girls on the Internet. 24. If you get banned, just meet Achronos and Recon in a motel. 25. You don't ask to become a ninja, you just slut shame the current ones and kiss Achronos' ass.[/quote]