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I have not the skill bit i got the chicken after a fight with a ent and i can throw the hat made of all three.
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Deal, but you took too long. The price is now 4 Pedros
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Alright here are your 4 pedros. And compensation for for the wait ill throw in a Methuselah lock of hair.
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Can you make it a lock of armpit hair from a female born on the 3rd tuesday of an odd month, who likes pie
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Sure give me half a day i have to trade an ocelot born on a blue moon of a leap year for that.
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Okay, I will throw in a 3 ft mobius strip for your troubles
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Thank you and all your items should be at your doorstep by dusk tonight delivered by a goblin with a limp and a Scottish accent. His name is Teacup. If you ever need the blood, skin and bones of a higher level gay demon let me know ill give it to you at a discount. Thank you for doing business at the Limping Dodo.
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Thank your. Go to the nearest Dennys to the east. Order the Unlimited pancakes. On your third plate between the second and third cake, there will be a check for your bonus payment
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Oh wonderful. Marmalade!
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Yes, yes