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This version of the song is better.
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Edited by Wrenchineer: 2/2/2014 2:21:42 AM1. Approach her 2. Tell her how you feel 3. And then...[spoiler]stick it in her pooper[/spoiler]
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So this is where that's from? Learn somethin new everyday
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That's disrespectful. Apologize.
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You should show her this thread
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If I were her, I'd say the only acceptable gift I would like would be an envelope filled with toast.
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All you need to be is to just be you she will come to you so don't force it
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Relentlessly giggle while around her; just like this. She won't be able to keep her hands off you.
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We all know there's only one way that's guaranteed to get her 100% of the time.
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Nice parody thread.
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Run her over, back up. Repeat
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Take pills to make ur penis 12 inch long,then walk up to her with no pants and do the helicopter dick,instant girl
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* Withdraw $10K from the bank * Wrap a rubber band around the middle * Approach the female * Slap her with your $ * Tell her [i]this is yours If you have sex with me[/i] * Take a puff from your cigarette then blow it in her face * Tell her [i]call me when you're ready to do business[/i] * Walk away before she can say a word
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Walk up towards her. Limp towards her. Run or sprint towards her.
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Walk up to her and start crying profusely.
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3 years? It's way too late now.
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With your cock out.
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Don't even try.