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You wake up in the middle of the night and a Ninja Space Cowboy Wizard gives you $5,000,000. He says that [b]you must spend it in five days[/b]. At the end of the five days, any money not spent disappears.
Money put in a savings account will disappear; however, you can invest it. How do you spend it? If you invest any/all of it, what do you invest it in?
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[b][i]A lot[/i][/b] of poptarts
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Can I give the money to anyone else? Say I give it to my parents, so that my dad can help his small business.
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Buy 5 million worth of gold. Therefore I have more time to buy what I want.
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Find a rich person and say "I'll give you 5 million dollars if you give me 4 million dollars!" "Deal!" Problem solved. Hue jokes on him!
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Put it into a stock on the last minute of the fifth day, and pull it all out on the 6th day.
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I'm to lazy to explain what I would do.
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Trying to think of something clever and all I can come up with is clothes...
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Buy 5,000,000. 1$ hookers.
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Day 1: -All bills would be paid off. -Would buy/pay off new car -Would buy a gun safe, arsenal of firearms and ammo. Plus gear stuff that goes with it. Like cleaning items -Would put in my 2 two weeks notice for my work of quitting -Would buy a new gaming PC -Look for a new home Day 2: -Buy new home -Get any/all medical needs taken care of.. Including Eye and dental -Would buy lots of nice clothes -Buy some nice things for my folks, my brothers and my cat -I'd donate probably $100,000 to the school I'd be quitting from. I'd want them to update their computer lab and fix decaying buildings Day 3: -Move to my new house -Have the fastest internet plan -Buy a PS4 and Xbox One.. Set up an awesome man cave room -Look online for a $2 million investment plan. Want to keep that money growing to live off forever -Take all my good friends and family out to an amazing dinner Day 4&5 -Vacation locations!! Woot
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Is he riding a unicorn alien hell hound? Because if not, I'd deny the money.
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First, I'd want to know how one becomes a Ninja Space Cowboy Wizard. And why they have $5 million to give a away. Cuz that sounds like something I'd want to do.
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Make my own business.
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$5,000,000 worth of gold.
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Buy as many shares or jewelry as possible
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I would probably covert it into gemstones - that way I could covert it back as I may.
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Help fund a movie and begin my film making career.
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Invest 3/4 of it in gold. Blow the rest on stupid shit.
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I buy $5,000,000 more dollars so that way I will still have $5,000,000 dollars after the five days.
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Nipple food
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Buy home, car, cool stuff, then use what's left over to buy gold. Then put it in a safety deposit box for later.
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The first thing I'd buy is this sick ass fridge designed to look like a Marshal amplifier... Then millions of those little green army soldiers and a good amount of land to build a somewhat realistic war zone scaled to the size of said soldiers. I could have WWIII in my backyard, maybe even WWIV. I'd spend whatever might be left on eggs and bacon, which is to say about a week's worth of breakfast (Not really, but could you imagine? It'd be pretty awesome... Think about it)
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Refuse offer and do battle with this extra-terrestrial. Upon defeating this magnificent creature, I gain all of its abilities and knowledge. If I lose, I will die an honorable death at the hands of a non-human space warrior. Win win.
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Buy Land Buy supplied to build house on land Buy guns Buy ammo Buy Dodge Challenger Invest the rest in what ever.
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Edited by BasementDoor: 2/4/2014 6:27:34 AM5000000 to charity ... Or 5000000 $1 ho's
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1. Hire an accountant 2. Invest in reliable funds with a consistent return so I can count on the interest 3. Pay stuff off and buy cars Seriously guys driving around in Ferraris and paying off houses overnight is going to attract some attention. Do it right or the fun train won't last very long.
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Spend it to research MAC blast... Then proceed to threaten world for another 5 mil.