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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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1 ReplyArrogant Bastard Ale
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Cheetos, The illuminati, Pörn hub, Mtn DEW, Xbox the list goes on and on.
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Fruit loops and Hana Montana
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Powerthirst
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#Versace
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Swiffer.
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2 RepliesBooty sweat.
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2 RepliesGlad. Cause I take out the trash.
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Fruit by the foot and Lionheart caregivers:)
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1 ReplyA really bad condom company [spoiler][b]Cause my armor does jack shit T_T[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPlanters (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Because my GT is SaltyNutsz88. Lol
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trojan obviously
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41 RepliesOld Spice, because this: Hello, guardians. Go to the tower, now back to orbit, now back to the tower, now back to orbit. Sadly, you still need to use your vault, but if you stopped using the same equips for your alts to save on vault space, you wouldn't have to make these trips like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a strike with the guardian your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a legendary engram with a possibility of that Gally you desire. Look again, the weapon is now blue. Anything is possible when your man smells like Rahool and not a lady. I’m on a sparrow.
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Charlie sheen, cuz im winning and the only true warlock from mars!
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Cheep beers...... To SMASH!!!!
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Flesh lights
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Reese's puffs cause yea can't nova without it
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Dapper gentleman
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Cheerios b*tch
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WWII Russian military sponsored
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Smoggy Pluto
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Budweiser and my drug dealer
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1 ReplyTrojan. Because if Bungie's going to -blam!- me let's hope they're wearing protection.
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Rock star titan
