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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Bud Light lol
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Edited by Raven: 4/6/2015 1:36:21 AMI am sponsered by the confederate army, hitler, japan, russia, Nort Korea oh and almost forgot trojan man
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My guardian is sponsered by Nike
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Adolf Hitler...that is all.
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My guardian goes to AA....His sponsor is eris...she has been on the wagon ever since she drank too many helium filaments, snorted hadronic essence off of crotas toilet seat and had a group of thralls run a train on her.
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The most interesting man in the world
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Preparation H. Since Bungie likes to screw me in the a**.
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1 ReplyDoing 100+ engram opening +7 legendary and future warcult package http://www.twitch.tv/killershot707 Tonight at 8pm East time
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3 RepliesBrazzers
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Dead orbit
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The 21 kid
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Wonderful brand. The guys that made Wonderful Pistachios... All these guardians be like "I want Ghorn!!!" And I just be in a pool of delightfulness that is Pistachios justa crackin'
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1 ReplyWhy not Zoidberg?
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Every yogurt company
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3 RepliesPornhub
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5 RepliesBrazzers...
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2 RepliesReality kings, bang bros, and brazzers. :D
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6 RepliesThis Guardian is sponsored by The Military State of America. Because having different opinions is illogical, so we must be policed and chained to avoid hurting some pansies feelings.
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My mom
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SUROS is sponsoring me. Yet they won't give me the regime
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Bellenzaro Knob Cheese
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Hooters... I just want one of those little, yellow, " I <3 Hooters" stickers on my titans chest piece
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Jordan, if we get custom capes I'm putting the jumpman logo on it.
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Swiffer. I use their cleaning products to remove the dust from my copy of Destiny and retain the illusion that I still play more than once a month.
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Get Swoosh on muh guardian
