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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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1 ReplyMy Hunter will be sponsored by the maker of the Jackhawk 9000 😉
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So far it's a tie between Hyperion and Weyland-Utani.
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My Guardian is sponsored by... Hennessy, Trojan Condoms, and Women's Capital Corporation (maker's of the morning-after pill).
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Umbrella corporation.
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Sponsored by NASA and endorsed by the crew of Apollo 11 because "That wizard came from the moon! So we're going back!"
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5 RepliesEdited by Timbouton: 8/13/2014 6:44:57 AMDisney ! Why ? Because I named my hunter Jack. And her bike is Jack's Sparrow ! :3
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How about... [spoiler]Microsoft. All of our guardian's computers run on Windows Infinity.™[/spoiler]
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K9 advantics, cuz im a dawg lmao
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Bone Chopin's "Marrow bazaar" and "Close Encounters" stuffed alien museum, presenting alien monsters in safe yet realistic display, and selling their bones to highest bidder!
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Dunkin Donuts. The Last Safe City runs on Dunkin.
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Real Tree...Camo Guardian all the way!
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4 RepliesEdited by Gef509: 8/1/2014 9:06:55 AMIKEA[spoiler]because who dosen't want a sparv (sparrow in swedish) that breaks after siting on it 11 times[/spoiler]
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24 RepliesDisney?
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343 Industries, of course!
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Edited by Ensley1121: 8/1/2014 1:19:57 AMRAREWARE
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The Local Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
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My dealer.
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Bungie. True story.
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1 Replywhite castle and cocaine
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Edited by Cappy kill: 8/1/2014 1:10:14 AMSubway "eat fresh"
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Probably Jack Daniels or whatever good whiskey brand survives and makes it to the last city... If I had to choose a vodka instead I would, but I prefer whiskey... Nice thread! Enjoyable for a change!
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1 ReplyMy Guardian is sponsored by KY Jelly, because I'm going to be -blam!-ing a lot of Fallen and Hive in the ass.
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5 RepliesLamborghini. I mean Speeder Bikes are cool, but driving into battle in a Lamborghini AVENTADOOR. I mean....... why... why wouldn't you want that?
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1 Replypornhub
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RedBull, for intense sparrow tricks!
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Hasbro
