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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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4 RepliesMcdonalds, swisher sweets, and hungry howies
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I'm sponsored by Bungie. Wait, what?
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Old Spice. "smell like a man, man"
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Today's Titan was brought to you by: 343 Industries.
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Miracle whip is my gaurdian's sponser.
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Clear Eyes Pizza Hut Dr Pepper
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2 RepliesEdited by Laraelias: 7/31/2014 3:32:59 AMMy Warlock will be sponsored by Astroglide. Lube up before I go DEEP INSIDE them guardian assholes
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1 ReplyTrojan condoms
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2 RepliesDurex
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2 RepliesPornhub... Or idk
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Diapers cause my guardian has the darkness shitting there pants B)
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Old spice. And that X drink? You know the most interesting man in the world? Yea he's got my guardians back. I don't always use the light but when I do I prefer the travelers light. Stay lit my friends!
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Google has decided to support my Warlock. #AndroidArmy
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Fuji.
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Bungie is my sponsor, so give me all the things.
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Doritos and Mountain jew.
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Hmm... You know what? My sponsor is Putin! Haha, I see you are afraid already!
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Skittles because beast mode.
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Skittles Cuz taste the rainbow idk
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Edited by TC: 7/30/2014 4:31:22 PMHyperion because they're good at genocides of species and they have the best named guns. Plus they know the difference between choking and strangulation.
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Edited by JoeIsACat: 7/30/2014 4:45:51 PMI would be sponsored by Comedy Central and Daniel Tosh would be my bitch. XD
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1 ReplyBrawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. Why? It's got electrolytes.
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Dogecoin
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Sponsored by: Sunfresh Farms LTD. because screw it, potatoes are awesome!
