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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Dildos & Vibrators LLC.
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Edited by MrHasz: 7/30/2014 1:06:15 PMThe Government, because I can what ever the -Blam¡ I want!
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Dr Pepper I am a warlock and Dr Pepper is the very embodiment of intelligence, and is an elixir for the intellectual.
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Hot pockets.
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I'm going to say Visa... because "it's everywhere you want to be"
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Victory Cigarettes. Bland and dusty, just like this joke.
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BUNGIE. Then I get better exclusives than even the sonyponies
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Morgan Freeman
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1 Reply*In Tune* 1-877-kars4kids! k-a-r-s kars for kids! 1-877-kars4kids! Donate your kars Today!! Ugh, hate that
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WE BY ANYCARS! <dotcom> ANY ANY ANY ENTER YOUR VIN NUMBER NOW AT WE BUY ANYCARS <dotcom>
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Pornhub are funding my Titan.
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Or, UPS, "What can brown do for you"? other than ruin your favorite pants, not by slipping out of your butt. The package is damaged with holes and glass and two months late :D, Go fed ex!
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MTV those dance moves though
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Edited by syrusacid007: 7/30/2014 12:06:43 PMFaygo drank by Juggalo's and Guardians alike also Smirnoff Vodka
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1 ReplyEdited by Eon: 7/30/2014 12:01:51 PMG.F.M.A.A Guardians For Mankini Armour Association
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FWC I'm thinking..between them and dead orbit or straight up crucible
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Monster Energy
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My Guardian Mr Tickles is sponsored by Garbage Pail Kids the Movie!
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My hunter is sponsored by The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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My own sponsor is Barilla!
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1 ReplyI'm sponsored by The Warriors of sunlight! \\[T]// Praise the sun!
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YouPorn cause I'm tea bag the shit out of corps! Buwahaha
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1 ReplyPlanet Express Need a delivery but live in a hostile environment? Planet Express will deliver Have a craving for human horn, but can't afford an interstellar smuggler? Planet Express will deliver For all your delivery needs Planet Express will throw its employees at the Grimm Reaper for you, because they're the only company that values money more than human lives
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2 RepliesMy sponsor is a health food product I invented myself! The Healthiest food in the world, Salmon, mixed with the most popular flavor in the world, Vanilla! It's Salmon'Nilla! A fresh idea like this, is sure to catch on!
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Nuka-Cola!
