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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Guinness Beer and Bonds underpants.
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I'd be sponsored by Coach Shaxx Deodorant and Body Spray products. That way my crotch will still smell fresh after dragging my balls across the trash on the field.
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Red bull
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The dankest weed in New York and Hennessy
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brazzers and/or walmart porn club.
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Budweiser.. i raid better drunk
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Seattles local drug dealers.
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Kermit the Frog
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Just for sake of the cool logo, Rockstar Energy.
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Democrats bringing politically correct slaughter since 2015 《\°_°\》
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I would be sponsored by dewritoes duh
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1 ReplyBlockbuster video is sponsoring me
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Jager
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1 ReplyMy mum, can always count on them to sponsor you.
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Mother nature with all the green green grass ;)
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Ciroc, and Trojan Magnum condoms.
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1 ReplyMine would be sponsored by yuengling just locally popular but in Pa she would be a legend. I often drink a yuengling while playing destiny as well so it's fitting.
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1 ReplyEdited by NeroTheFallen: 2/22/2015 5:41:49 AMTitan is sponsored by Glad "Tough and Sturdy. Expect me to take out the trash!" Hunter is sponsored Hydrocortisone-rectal cream "It's recommended you apply some cream to the affected area after going against me" Warlock is sponsored by Systane Ultra "Dry eyes? Not anymore!"
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1 ReplySurge
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1 ReplyJohnny walker Dogfish head Mount baker vapor
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MySpace
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Satan.
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Warlock: Pornhub Titian: Brazzzers
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Hunter: Slightly salty water Warlock: Wisconsin cheese Titan: Nike
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Bachelor Chow and Snyder's of Hanover
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Mine would probably Copenhagen and Kickstart
