Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Edited by Rezamaru: 2/9/2014 6:56:32 AMViagra because i need to go on long and hard journeys XD If quests last for more than 4 hours i was told to seek medial attention
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The Caldari State War Academy.
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Trojan.
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Milk, it does the focus good! P.S. Made that little avatar years ago for a Bungie contest, glad to see someone else using it.
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Edited by Gary: 2/10/2014 2:34:45 AMAunt Jemima, JUST the pancakes, and Zippo. Almost forgot, Catch-A-Ride.
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Edited by FairlySplendid: 2/9/2014 6:04:08 PMTang Instant Breakfast Drink.
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And of course, Sunny D.
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Marlboro.
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Edited by BannedArcoloid: 2/10/2014 12:06:45 AM[quote]This Guardian is brought to you by the Vault-Tec Corporation™! [i]"Revolutionizing safety for an uncertain future"[/i] [/quote]
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Pr0nhub
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Viagra. When the going gets tough, the tough get it going.
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Trojan for protection. Red Bull for wings. Twinkies [spoiler]because they last through anything[/spoiler]
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Do we ever have actual discussions on this forum?
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Nike.
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Bungie Microsoft and Gatorade
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Durex are sponsoring me. Wouldn't want to get some female whore warlock pregnant on the road.
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Shonen Jump
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I'm sponsored by Headstrong Helmet company. I'm also the lead of their helmet testing; if you need to know how many bullets are necessary to scrap a helmet, ask me.
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Dos Equis XX, I don't always shoot Aliens in the face but when I do, I prefer to drink Dos XX afterwards... Stay thirsty my friends... Try our new Marciano or Martian brew made on Mars... Dos XX does not believe in the selling to minors, have a Root Beer that's good stuff to :)
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You know who sponsors my guardian? Chuck Norris
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Titan sponsored by Brazzers
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My guardian is sponsored by Hyperion
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mountain dew doritos
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Edited by COW GUY: 2/10/2014 2:05:45 AMPistachios. Get crackin. And skynet. AI for the future. [spoiler]im surprised that no one has said Trojan or Tampax yet. [/spoiler]
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sponsors for my guardian: Alienware, Monster, Bungie, Activision, MLG, Scuf Gaming, and The Last City Depot. My guardian is a bit well known =)
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Beer.....all of it