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I'm not bragging about my porch or anything, although all those months of sitting on the porch seem to be paying off. So Flood. How can I use my kidneys to get more women on my porch?
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Nice porch
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I'm not a huge fan of white houses.
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[spoiler]It [i]is[/i] a pretty nice porch.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Don't actually eat that stuff OP. It's pretty bad for you.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Celt: 2/11/2014 6:45:38 AMDoes your porch even hoist?
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I honestly think your porch is too long. Whenever I'm on really long porches like that it freaks me out a little because the ends aren't easily in my peripherals and it's oddly unsettling. I prefer cozy short porches. [spoiler]You probably thought I was going to make a penis joke. But I didn't. Huehue[/spoiler]
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For some reason I'm compelled to say "Get off of Gatsby's porch", and I have no idea why. [spoiler]Get offa Gatsby's mothafeckin porch! [/spoiler]
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That's a nice porch
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Does your porch even lift?
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10/10 would watch kids on
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>no dog 3/10
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I'd sit on that all night long.
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I approve of this porch. Tell them you'll porch them.
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The second a bitch appears... Porch it. Porch it [i]hard[/i]. Your kidneys will give you protection.
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That is a nice porch.
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Very rich house.
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Four can play at this game. I'm going to make a parody thread on the parody thread of another parody thread.