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I'm not bragging about my porch or anything, although all those months of sitting on the porch seem to be paying off. So Flood. How can I use my kidneys to get more women on my porch?
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I honestly think your porch is too long. Whenever I'm on really long porches like that it freaks me out a little because the ends aren't easily in my peripherals and it's oddly unsettling. I prefer cozy short porches. [spoiler]You probably thought I was going to make a penis joke. But I didn't. Huehue[/spoiler]