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The PAX Disaster Part 8: Mute, Cena, and the corrupted.

(The next part will be marked as the "Answer". I will release it tonight. I am still writing it. If you would like to be added to a notification list, please say so and I'll PM you when I release my stories.) Verbatim was aware of everything that was going on. But the reason he didn't respond is because he was obviously suffering hallucinations caused by LSD that Camnator somehow snuck into his body. He was having an acid trip. The last thing he wanted to do was to go anywhere or do anything, who knows what might have happened. That terrible ordeal where those women gave birth on him? It didn't happen. So Verbatim decided to ignore everything he heard or saw until the hallucinations began to go away. He was going to murder Camnator when this was over. He didn't even react when Vien supposedly stepped out of the stall as a sanghieli wearing a thong. Vien wasn't really there, he was still with the others. Verbatim was alone in the bathroom with his hallucinations. But they were incredibly powerful hallucinations...Verbatim had a hard time denying the quake that shook the room because it felt so real. Even seeing Sigourney Weaver turn into an armored female sanghieli looked incredibly real...were acid trips supposed to be this detailed? He didn't know, but there was no way this was actually happening. So he stayed in his corner curled up in his fetal position, trying to go to his happy place....the field of dead babies. But the babies were not dead, they were crawling toward him smiling with eyeless smiles....and they were laughing. Verbatim flinched, it was Camnator laughing, not the babies. He wasn't sure Camnator was there or whether it was a hallucination. A hallucination that was now smoking a hookah, with a plastic bag sitting next to him labeled "Super weed". Well, it certainly seemed like Camnator, perhaps he was really there, tripping on the very same LSD. Verbatim felt like lunging at him, but didn't want to take the chance. So he just kept still....even when something burst through the door and took it off it's hinges. "Do not move, it isn't happening" Verbatim thought, but he was finding it harder not to move, especially when "Sigourney Weaver" now "Jane", picked him up. He was startled to feel he arms wrapped around him, they felt too real to be a hallucination. "Do not move" he thought to himself again...he began to tremble. Then she thrust him into Vien's arms and he felt his head sag against Vien's cool chest. Verbatim felt Vien's big scaly muscles flexing against his cheek. It was at this point that Verbatim knew he had to do something, he had to move. Hallucination or not, he could not stand this. But he was too afraid to move, he was paralyzed with fear. "Move damn it!!!" he thought to himself. Vien put a hand under Verbatim's chin and tilted his head up. He was forced to look into the sanghieli's face looking down on him. Vien's mandibles clacked as he spoke "Do not fear, I will protect you." Verbatim felt Vien caress the back of his head and neck. This snapped him out of his paralysis. He flailed in Vien's arms and shouted "LET ME THE -blam!- GO YOU FREAK!!!" He felt Vien let him go. "Now listen, I know you are all probably hallucinations and you will fade with time. But until then, STAY THE -blam!- AWAY FROM ME!" he shouted. "Dude, Verbatim," Camnator said, obviously very high, "Get the stick out of your ass man." "DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GET ANY STICKS OUT OF MY ASS, YOU DRUGGED ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Verbatim screeched. "Naw dude, you've gone incoherent. I only smoke weed. Weed clears your mind bro, perhaps I should give you some." Verbatim was about to shout again when uddenly he felt a loud painful smack against the side of his cheek. He stumbled across the bathroom and hit the wall, tears watering up in his eyes. "Do visions cause pain, human?" Jane said, putting her armored glove back on. Verbatim stood there, dumbfounded and sore. No matter how powerful hallucinations are, they could not possible cause pain like that. This was too crazy. What the hell was going on? "Jane" Vien said, "You could be a bit nicer" "I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BE NICE!" she roared. "WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Verbatim watched her walk up to the door, shove Camnator to the side with her foot, then she flashed an energy sword to life and cut apart what appeared to be the corner of some wooden structure that was sticking through the door frame. Then she kicked the broken pieces out of the way. Verbatim could hear somebody screaming "ALL BOW TO THE MIGHT LORD OF PORCHES!!!" followed by another scream and an explosion. "Come, we must go." Jane said, but then a moan came from behind the group. Jay had awakened. "Wha....where am I?" she began to murmur, then she opened her eyes and saw Harlow and 2 other women laying unconscious next to her. She then looked up and saw Camnator smoking a bong while gazing at her with reddened eyes, Verbatim glowering at her, then she saw Jane and began to whimper with fear. Then she saw Vien, standing there in his sangheili glory wearing nothing but pink thong. "You have awakened," Vien said. "You've had a rough time." Jay immediately let out an ear piecing shriek, it seemed to stab at Verbatim's brain and he immediately covered his ears, but to no avail. Jay was like a banshee, her scream was worse than nails on chalkboard, it was almost as bad as child's laughter. Jane took several strides over and with one simple movement, snapped Jay's neck, and let her fall to the ground. Then she took out a device that looked like a large robotic beetle, pressed a few buttons on it. The beetle immediately lept off Jane's arm and crawled up to Jay's neck, and pierced it. Her body convulsed for a bit and then seemed to freeze. It was as if she were in suspended animation....except that she's dead. Strands of her hair remained in the air. "JANE!" vien shouted "YOU MURDERED HER!" But Jane cut him off "I muted her. She is not dead. It would be a mercy to her if she were." Then she had the beetle robot do the same to Rose, Shadows, and Harlow. "It's the only thing you can do to the corrupted. It's the only way you can fight them....but you forgot....haven't you?" she asked Vien. She didn't wait for an answer. "Do NOT go near ANY of them." Jane ordered, "Do not give them ANY attention. That will break the hold and they will be free again." Then Jane looked out the door, she seemed to be Surveying the area. Verbatim could hear fire alarms sounding, people screaming. Another voice shouted "TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE PORCH!!!" Jane quickly ducked back into the bathroom. A large object sailed past the door and crashed down the hallway. "Come, we must go quickly. We have delayed long enough. They all followed her outside, Camnator clunked his hookah along with him. Jane immediately grabbed it from him, pulled out a plasma pistal and vaporized it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY?!?!?!" Camnator wailed. "If I didn't need you, I would leave you behind. But it seems you have a role to play in the events that are transpiring. Be that as it may, I will not be slowed down by your drugs. I need you sharp." Jane responded. "b-but you ignoramous" Verbatim heard Camnator murmer..."it makes me sharp." Jane ignored him, touched a button on her wrist and spoke into it. "Viktor, I am sending you my location. They found the host. There are several corrupted humans around my location. One of them appears to have gained the ability....to spawn porches. We are no match for him. We need your help. Please hurry." "JOOHN CENA!!!!" said a loud voice over Jane's communications device. "No way.....!" Camnator said, a look of glee coming over his face. "This is going to be awesome!" But Verbatim groaned....it couldn't possible get any worse. This whole situation felt like something some deranged autistic creep with no life would dream up. (To be continued)
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  • Edited by Stealth Energy: 2/12/2014 5:29:24 AM
    Camnator knew he should be pissed, but he wasn't. As long as he hid the other bongs in his bookbag from Jane, he would be fine. The superweed he had smoked brought an amazing sense of happiness, space, and clarity. He followed Jane outside and couldn't help but notice a spot in the back of her armor that wasn't plated, perhaps to allow for more flexibility. Whatever the reason, Camnator could not take his eyes off that robust alien booty. It was one of the most gorgeous things he'd ever seen. It if weren't for her split and the fact that she destroyed his toy, he would totally try to pick her up. That's how confident he was. Plus she snapped Jay's neck. That turned him on even more. The macabre party stepped outside the door, but Jane picked up the door frame and told vien to hold it in place. She used her plasma pistol to weld its seems shut, making sure nobody could get in. It was then that Camnator noticed all the porches. Nothing was recognizable. The walls of the convention center were no longer there. Instead there were big gaping holes which opened the view to the rest of seattle. All up and down the road were porches. The skyscrapers had turned into porches. Hundreds of aircraft were in the air, military, police, news, several of them turned into porches and began their descent to the ground. But Camnator's attention was immediately drawn to a.....confusing aura. It was coming from a man standing in the middle of what used to be part of the convention center. His nametag said Porch Lord. But the aura was coming from something that was clinging to that man's back. Camnator used his weed-powered eyesight to focus closer. It looked like a deformed baby, clinging....to his back. It turned it's head towards Camnator and he jumped. It didn't have any eyes.....but it's gaze immediately filled him with dread. It seemed to pierce into his soul. For a moment, he couldn't breath. But then the baby let go and scittered away with inhuman speed and disappeared amongst the rubble. Somebody ran across the open chasm, tripping over porch planks. Camnator read his nametag, it said "Darth Ban 7365". Immediately Porch Lord's arms began to convulse and his body twitched erraticaly. "THERE IS A DARTH BAN ON MY PORCH! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?" he shouted maniacally. He raised his arm and pointed at Darth Ban, who immediately doubled over and began to scream, clutching his stomach in agony. Then a porch burst out of his bowels, tearing him in half in bloody mist. Porch lord then turned and pointed his finger at somebody Camnator couldn't see. "no....NO!!!! DON'T DO IT..." a voice screamed. "THERE IS A TEHALOS ON MY PORCH! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?" Porch lord shouted. Camnator heard choking, followed by a ripping sound, and somebody's severed head flew across the room. It was horrible....horrible beyond belief. But superweed allowed Camnator to remain calm. Jane on the other hand grabbed him and pulled him by his scruff. "DO not allow him to see you unless you want to suffer the same fate." She said, But then Porch Lord's head exploded and he fell over as if he had been sniped. Camnator felt another deadly aura somewhere above them. "Get sniped.....bitch...." a voice said. "Wow, somebody took care of that freak!" Verbatim commented. "No..." Camnator replied..."He's one of them.." but he wasn't even sure what he was talking about. But somehow he knew that the deadly auras he sensed were connected. Porch Lord's head began to regenerate and he began to stand up again. "no...-blam!-ing way.." Verbatim murmered. Jane spoke with urgency. "Come, we have to move. Then she lead the group down the hallway away from the commotion just as Porch lord shouted "I SEE YOU DAS BOOT!!!! BOW TO THE PORCH LORD!!" followed by a loud crash. Jane turned on her communicator again and asked "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?" to which John Cena replied "JOHN CENA!!! CENA!" "Well, hurry!!" she said. Suddenly Recon stepped out in front of the group, tears running down his face. "I....I tried to s-save them....b-but...OH IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!" he wailed. "I only saved one of them......b-but..." then he took a cheese covered potato out of his pocket and held it in front of him. "LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!!" Camnator thought recon had lost it, his aura was fluctuating. But then the potato talked, it's halves flapping like a mouth. "I don't know what you are crying about. Nothing is wrong with me. MY hands and arms are just a bit numb, that's all. Now let me go, we need to get out of here!" Recon only wailed harder. "OHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO TRAGIC!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.....and I'm so hungry....I've been trying to resist........" "Wait Recon.." the potato said as recon began to lick it "what are you doing recon....stahp....let me go." Recon raised the cheesy potato up to his mouth and opened it. "NOOOO RECON STOP!!!!" then it shrieked as Recon bit into it and began to eat it. Camnator thought it was a very macabre sight, watching an old man crying as he ate a potato as it screamed for it's life. After swallowing the last bit of potato, recon broke down on the ground sobbing. "We don't have time for this" Jane said, and she lead the group on towards an unknown destination. Suddenly Camnator felt a piercing cold aura. Dozens of corrupted stepped out and looked at them. They were all bungie.net members who wore their nametags. Baconshelf walked towards them and laid his hand against the wall. Shelves made of bacon began to grow from the point he touched and they began to spread along the wall. Grandmasterninja blinked...and vanished into thin air. Camnator couldn't even sense his aura. Citadel Space closed his eyes, his arms began to turn into tentacles and his body became transparent. He morphed into a Hanar and said "This one feels the need to feel you." "THIS WAY! RUN" Jane said as she flashed her sword to life and sliced off the hanar's appendages. They group ran down another hall, being chased by the other corrupted. But they turned a corner and found that their path was blocked by a massage whale just sitting in the hallway. A namebadge pinned to it's nose said "ADerpyWhale". It opened it's mouth and made a loud OOOOOOOMMMMMM sound and tried to wriggle towards the party, shaking the foundations of the passage. "By the prophets! We are trapped!" Vien said. Just then Camnator felt the floor begin to tremor. It felt like something big was getting closer and closer. He heard somebody shout "JOOOOOOHHHHN CENA!!!!" then the wall exploded. Camnator couldn't quite work out what he was seeing. Something had burst through the wall, a huge mass of muscle plowed through the corrupted, smashing them like flies, leaving puddles of gore in it's wake. The creature's legs were human, but they were huge. On top of what should have been a waist...was another waist. another set of legs extended from this second waist. In between the second set of legs was very long appendage that almost looked like an elephant trunk, except it was the color of human flesh and it had a large mouth with teeth at the end. The creature didn't have any eyes or a head.......in fact, it looked kind of like something you'd find in silent hill...if the main character had feared meatspin. The mouth shouted "JOHN CENAAAA!!!!" and continued to smash down the hallway. Camnator heard in the distance "JOHN CENA IS ON MY POR..." but it was cut off. Jane instructed her robot to mute the fallen corrupted before they could regenerate. A few minutes later, John Cena came back, carrying a torsoless Porch Lord in his mouth and dropped it in front of the beetle so that it could do it's job. "Thank you Viktor" Jane said. "Now we must get to my ship so that we can talk about..." But John Cena smashed open another part of the wall, revealing a large purple spaceship. "CEENNAAA!!!!" it shouted. "I don't know how you brought that here, but you are an amazing warrior...if not unique. But let's go. We have a lot to discuss and I'd rather not have any more interruptions." So the party got into the ship. Camnator couldn't help but giggle like a little girl, this was awesome. Horrific, but awesome. (continued below)

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    • WHERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER? and when do i get to play a part? Put me on the notification list you bastard.

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    • Best story ever!!! And of course, only the flood will like it, because it is only we who understand the inside jokes. XD

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      • I would like to be in the PM list...

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        • [quote]Camnator thought it was a very macabre sight, watching an old man crying as he ate a potato as it screamed for it's life.[/quote] Best line ever. It took me two minutes to stop laughing at that.

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          • [quote]Jane took several strides over and with one simple movement, snapped Jay's neck, and let her fall to the ground. Then she took out a device that looked like a large robotic beetle, pressed a few buttons on it. The beetle immediately lept off Jane's arm and crawled up to Jay's neck, and pierced it. Her body convulsed for a bit and then seemed to freeze. It was as if she were in suspended animation....except that she's dead. Strands of her hair remained in the air. "JANE!" vien shouted "YOU MURDERED HER!" But Jane cut him off "I muted her. She is not dead. It would be a mercy to her if she were." Then she had the beetle robot do the same to Rose, Shadows, and Harlow. "It's the only thing you can do to the corrupted. It's the only way you can fight them....but you forgot....haven't you?" she asked Vien. She didn't wait for an answer. "Do NOT go near ANY of them." Jane ordered, "Do not give them ANY attention. That will break the hold and they will be free again." [/quote] This is utter brilliance. I am dying with laughter.

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          • Damn you John Cenaaaaaa!

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          • The coup sniper lives!

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            • Yes!

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              • tenoutaten

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                • JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA

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                  • .......

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                  • this is just amazing.

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                    • Edited by Byrne: 2/12/2014 10:20:35 AM
                      [quote]"This is going to be awesome!"[/quote] How right he was... Ridiculously late foreshadowing aside. :D [quote]This whole situation felt like something some deranged autistic creep with no life would dream up.[/quote] Never! This is a work of art! [quote]this was awesome. Horrific, but awesome. [/quote] Indeed.

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                      • This is absolutely fantastic. Oh and...... [quote]Porch lord then turned and pointed his finger at somebody Camnator couldn't see. "no....NO!!!! DON'T DO IT..." a voice screamed. "THERE IS A TEHALOZ ON MY PORCH! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?" Porch lord shouted. Camnator heard choking, followed by a ripping sound, and somebody's severed head flew across the room. [/quote] Awesome! Keep them coming!

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                        • Very well written. It's getting really interesting!

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                          • Beetle? Muted? Don't give attention to Jay? Me? Damn man I'm going to need side surgery.

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                            • hahaha damnit recon why you save me just to eat me

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                              • These get better with each new entry, and those references, lol

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                                • This story is a masterpiece...

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                                  • This smells of the ruinous powers of chaos. Xenos can be temporarily spared if it means that the heretics die. I look forward to seeing how this plays out. [spoiler]Another great entry into this riveting saga. This shit is like my soap or something.[/spoiler]

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                                      Loved mute thing haha, I'm eagerly awaiting part 2 :D

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                                      • Still the best around.

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                                        • Oh man, dat beetle reference. Can't wait for part 2.

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