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Edited by Plasma Eagle: 2/14/2014 3:47:03 AM
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Juvenile insults thread.

You are now 7 years old and the playground bully, Plasma Eagle, just called you a "poo poo head." What do you say back?

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  • Call him a fat sack of bird duty and make sure he will never have children

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  • The only Poo poo head here is yourself

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  • Edited by Adolf Hitler: 2/14/2014 8:53:22 AM
    What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch. [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/16aho4/coll_gorilla_warfarenavy_seal_variations/[/url]

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    • "Your mom is a poo poo head!"

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    • At least I don't eat my poop!

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    • Shut up, noodle puss! [spoiler]Anybody who can tell me where this insult is from will be my best friend 4lyfe[/spoiler]

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      • A juvenile insults thread? [i]That's[/i] a good " [i]idea"[/i].....

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      • Hah hah! [i]You said poo.[/i]

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      • Eat my shorts!

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      • Being a huge pokemon fan when I was 7, I'd say " mega punch " and yup lol

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      • Your not invited to my birthday party

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      • YOUR MOM!

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      • F.uck you. I grew up in a trailer park.

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      • doody faces

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      • My sister would say "I bet you support OBAMA." Damn you, mother.

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      • Stinky, fart faced, stuck up, snot nosed, twat.

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      • "Nobody likes you, that's why you always have to play with the broken toys"

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      • "You're a Fanta bottle!!!!" - My 3 year old nephew. I then pretended to be deeply offended and crying, after which he came to give me a hug and apologize.

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      • any thing more intelligent that anyone here because your all idiots and liberals

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      • I can smell your mothers vagina from here.

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      • Edited by KingWhovian: 2/14/2014 8:01:34 AM
        Go eat a big stinky turd you baby butter head.

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      • Edited by Banned Naru: 2/14/2014 4:59:54 AM
        What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

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        • [quote]Hahahahaha poo poo head[/quote] Get ready for the poo-storm, tattle tale [spoiler]Why?[/spoiler]

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        • The only poo poo head here, is you.

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