I see her all around campus ever since I was the only person to pass her class with an A last semester while half of the class failed. She seems to appear out of nowhere right in front of me and always says hi in a creepy manner. I just recently saw her outside of my dorm today and as I walked by, I saw her eerily grinning. Flood, I am teh scaredz. Wut do?
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Next time just spasm out Roll your eyes back and just go full retard Shake your arms like a T. rex and fall down and twitch Then when she kneels down to help you, push her hand away and say " Bitch, what are you doing? You can't just go around touching people like that! Peace out" And raise your arms above your head and fly away