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Edited by Zwambob:
2/20/2014 3:07:06 PM
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My first time
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb in greater London and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Feel like a true floodian - skipped to the end to check.
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I am the one [b]true[/b] Bob.
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Holy bump batman
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Ayy lmao
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6 RepliesAyylmao
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Love it
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I just skip to the end now
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y u do dis
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You forgot about true first sexual experience. Remember when you were 4 and your uncle came to visit?
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Got me.
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I always fall for these!
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2 RepliesI new somthin was up with transformers
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1 ReplyI had a feeling it would be a Bel-Air thing.
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Too short of a lead up but I still liked it :]
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1 Replyfirst thing i saw was bel air then i stopped reading.
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Lol smh
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top kek
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3 RepliesGood thing I read ahead! Haha fak yoooo
