-breaks barricaded door and turns knob and then opens-
Gasai Yuno: Report unusual alts.. barricade your threads, avoid all contact with infected filthy casuals, wait for DeeJ's instructions.. heh.. wait my ass..
Officer Nasty: kill all sons of fanboys.. that's my 'fficial instructions.
-safe room door gets kicked opened by Nasty and proceeds to shotgun blast an alt-
-Gasai punches an alt-
Gasai Yuno: This used to be a nice forum discussion!
-Officer Nasty runs from a troll and gets ridden-
-Kernal Kraut looks around and shoots his pistol-
Kernal Kraut: Shit!
-Greene and Nasty are hidden behind a log as a Destiny Armor Topic maker stands up-
Greene: Shh! This is some grim shit we've got ourselves into..
-Destiny user spits acidic grammar skills-
-Greene and Officer Nasty are moving backwards, shooting at the plague of the forums-
Greene: get back, get back!
-everyone is going up a flight of stairs and Gasai slows a bit-
Gasai: who the hell.. puts Ninja Justice up 30 flights of got damn stairs..?
Kernal Kraut: come on Gasai.. maybe the Banhammer.. maybe it's made of chocolate? Hehe..
-everyone at the top, by themselves-
Nasty: hey where is everybody? HELLOO?
Greene: ugh.. this is not happening..
Nasty: Anybody here?
Greene: this is not happening...
Gasai: I thought they were supposed to be saving our asses.
Kraut: looks like there's been a change in plans..
-ninja justice flies over and kills alts-
Greene: STOP THE BOMBING RUN!
Recon: Christ! That's coming from the Classifieds!
-Gasai gets blown back from explosion and gets picked up by Kraut-
Nasty: SHIT!
-an ogrelord runs through a burning discussion with Nasty in its hand-
Nasty: it's got me!
-Nasty gets pounded into the ground-
Greene: HANG ON!
-Kernal jumps and grabs onto Greene's hand while explosions ensue-
-a JOHN CENA alt is spotted in the fires of a dead topic-
-Nasty hits a troll with his gun, but loses it and runs, only to be strangled by the tongue of Clockman, but then gets saved by Gasai and the crew and they all make it in the elevator. Nasty then looks down at the floor level-
Nasty: Holy shit...
Greene: hey, kill all sons of fanboys right?
-Gasai throws a gas tank into a crowd of failed trolls-
Kraut: I have not...
-Greene uses a machine gun and mows down useless alts-
Kraut: come this far...
-a porch thread throws a car and Gasai barely ducks out of the way and Nasty kills the Porch-
Kraut: to die now..
-elevator opens and the crew gets ready to cleanse B.net-
[spoiler] I'm bored.. I just wanted to do this ;w;[/spoiler]
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A good ban is its own reward... *posts meatspin*