Have you ever jacked off and then got too lazy to clean up so you surfed the internet still holding your dick?
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"Discharge your pipe, then have a wipe" That's the rule, you can't go against it.
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Edited by II Smiggles II: 2/26/2014 10:30:41 PMI think most people have actually done this. A few times with the internet but I'm more of a "jerk a quick one" on Xbox and them come back and chat awhile before falling asleep. I seem to pass out right after masturbating. All energy spent it's freakin nap time yo
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