Hahahaha. This is 10 times funnier to me than it probably should be because I actually can't swim.

Closest I've been to getting mugged is my home was robbed while I was still in it. I had called off work last minute that day because I was really sick, so no one knew I would be at my house. Just before it happened I had dozed off on xbox talkin to my boyfriend and as soon as I woke up began playing halo. Ragin of course My roommate gets home and asked me if I ha left the front door open. Which seemed like a dumb question at the time but when I followed him into my living room our Christmas tree which during the season was blocking the door had been knocked over. Two of our shot guns and one rifle were lain out on his bed, my other roommate diamond necklace pouched, her and her two daughters birth certificates gone, and our computers, wii, and TVs unplugged (cords wrapped up) ready to be lifted out of the house. We figure they thought no one was there but suddenly heard me raging at Xbox and booked it with what they could hold.

Hamboning will save your life one day. It'll be like you're trying to mug me? *hambones* - Regular Show: Rigby: The Power

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