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3/6/2014 2:01:59 AM
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Come at me bro (a birthday thread)
I am not a fan of regular birthday threads. I figure I will do this one differently and get some stuff changed around here. I have been here now for 9 years. I have a list of demands that had better be filled ASAP.
1. Custom avatars for members who have been here 9 years or longer.
2. Groups need some love. By love I mean a good rotten shagging.
3. Ban Obi Wan Stevobi.
4. Bring back Zanzibar.
5. Activity feed on mobile.
6. Bring back letters to the Webmaster.
7. Unleash the hounds.
8. Unleash the bees.
9. Unleash the hounds with bees in their mouths that shoot bees when they bark at you.
10. Ban Obi Wan Stevobi
11. Live Twitter Q&A's with studio members.
12. Give us emoticons so I can see Achronos rage.
13. Make an optional Navbar so the old timers can nostalgia correctly.
14. Make the Breaking In news stories about breaking into the employee's house.
15. Steak.
16. A monthly stipend of rum for me and my 9+ year mates for our commitment to this site.
17. Assign everyone a B.net accountabili-buddy. I call Recon.
18. Lastly ban Obi Wan Stevobi.
Feel free to disregard these at your own peril. You have been warned.
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1 ReplyAnarchy anyone?
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What about a bowl of soggy cherrios? Better than warmmm apple pie.
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2 RepliesThis list is missing something... But leave it to Achilles to mess up his own "demand list".
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Yeaaah.. If some of you nine and ten year members could leave the site so my accomplishment seems more noteworthy, that would be great.
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7 RepliesBirthday demands. I like it. Hopefully this catches on.
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Good call.
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That's a lot of neins.
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Edited by MiloOmega: 3/10/2014 1:30:39 AMI agree with everything you say... Unless you plan on unleashing the Bees on me. Edit: I almost forgot because of how much I was laughing! Happy Birthday! Never really got to know you, but you seem like a pretty cool guy. Bnet is glad to have you man. But really Happy Birthday
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Edited by stellarstead: 3/9/2014 1:53:12 PM[quote]6. Bring back letters to the Webmaster.[/quote] Please! [quote]13. Make an optional Navbar so the old timers can nostalgia correctly.[/quote] [url=http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12646188/ripnavbar.png]PLEASE![/url]
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There it was done by my fingertips and sight, my own movement, my ownself Achilles same as it was with some slight variance unto all...*... 9 Million islands arranged as the proud display of the most pleasing path in movement just experienced by yourself as a forged creation, yet you realize it part of the future you go there just like everyone else to their own forged places, world domination achived. Happy Birthday :)
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Bees > hounds Can confirm, much more dangerous.
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8 RepliesWhy isn't Obi banned yet? Getting to old for this shit.
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19. Free Deej's Llama. Happy b-day man. Congratz.
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If only I was 9+ I could enjoy some of that rum.
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Congrats and welcome to the club. Shart out.
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6 RepliesLet's start a war.
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Toasting in epic bread.
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10 RepliesEdited by EL: 3/6/2014 7:55:12 PMWonderful ideas. Achilles 4 mod!
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Luke still owes us all steak dinners.
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Hitler looks like he's really afraid of seven and calling nine for help as an epileptic.
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1 ReplyI hear at 10 years the Webmaster grants a wish. I'll see what I can do about your demands at that point in time.
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20. (Not 19, Obi already has it called. Asshole) Give QuirkyNate Ninja powers to carry out numbers 3, 10, and 18. 21. Ban Achronos to break space and time.
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7-9 just make sense. I mean, why don't we already have these. You know?
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1 Reply19. At ten years, everyone gets one free "name a community member and I'll take them down" thread.
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Edited by Deleted User: 3/6/2014 3:17:48 AMBring back mythic. And custom avatars would be nice or at least some nice ones. We need something for members who decide to stick it out. They gave us a number on our profile which made about as much sense as hiding arena onyx super far when checking arena stats instead of the playercard.
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6 RepliesGet off Bungie.net grandpa
