{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by I IRONMAN I:
3/17/2014 3:01:34 AM
9
Forever Erect or Forever Flaccid or Forever Girl?
Which would you rather be afflicted with?
For the girl option: You will be stuck with an eternal period. Forever. Even in death.
-
5 RepliesEdited by carpet brain: 3/17/2014 3:33:33 AM[u]Forever erection:[/u] +can has Secks +can use as a blunt weapon -can't pee without exerting more effort -constantly covering crotch to hide said erection [u]Forever flaccid:[/u] +don't have to worry about awkward/visible erection +can pee -can't has Secks -can't use the excuse, "it's a grower, not a shower!" (Doesn't grow, bucko) This is a [i]hard[/i] decision.
-
Forever erect.
-
It should be noted that after having an erection for a long period of time your balls start to hurt. Bad. I know this from experience.
-
1 ReplyI'll be a female.
-
Oh no it appears my prior option changed the OP. XD I'd have to go with forever flaccid. Sex isn't too important. Certainly not as important as being able to piss lol
-
1 ReplyI don't care if anyone notices. Forever erect. Besides, I seem to have mastered peeing with an erection.
-
1 ReplySecret 3rd option: be female. [spoiler]Flaccid.[/spoiler]
-
Edited by afanoflafear: 3/17/2014 2:51:08 AMForever faccid because peeing is more important than sex
-
Forever erect. I am the master of hiding massive erections!
