You're now taking part in an interview, there is no going back. [quote]shoot[/quote] How are you on this fine evening? Have you enjoyed St Patrick's day? [quote]Feelin' like -blam!-ing shit like every other -blam!-ing redundant time in my ruined life. I have not, I really couldn't give two -blam!-ing shits about it, just another day but this type retarded spastics have an excuse to get drunk. [/quote] Aw man :(, I wish you well. Anyway, why the name Onion Beetle? [quote]Long dumb story, some pieces of deprived shits decided it would be a good -blam!-ing idea to start bombarding me with PM's saying I was a beetle, I asked them to stop publicly then the thick gobshites, thought it would be funny to start calling me an onion instead, so I played along with their sadistic game and embraced their hurtful name calling, thus Onion Beetle[/quote] You seem a little troubled? Anything Gatsby can help you with? [quote]Thanks for the gesture, but nothing a bottle of the good stuff can't fix. If there's one thing I've learned in this farce people call life is that drink will never betray you, you can have 'friends' and 'significant others' but in time you will see them for the two-faced backstabbing -blam!-s they are. Best just keep to yourself drink hard and die alone.[/quote] Let's lighten the mood a little, if you could beat the shit out of any user who would it be? [quote]Can it be more than one?[/quote] Sure list them all? [quote]David, Le Dustin, RC, Recon (both of them), every ninja that banned me, Charlie, every female apart from two, all the gays (except lesbos), Simseo, Shadows omfg I'd beat the shit out of her, ehhhhhh lonepaul I'd beat his worthless ass too, everyone that believes in a god, meta cognition, you, ragequitmichael, pksni, That dumb shit rose, zizou and a few more I can't think of now.[/quote] "You" I wasn't expecting that, but ok. Do you actually like anyone here? [quote]like is a very strong word to use... I usually see people as either two categories 1. I hate them 2. I hate them slightly less. But as for like hmmmmm.... I won't name names because nobody likes all that popularity contest crap but chances are if I've talked to you legitly in PM, I like you, you guys know who you are.[/quote] Very well, thanks for taking part. Appreciate it. Any last words before we finish? [quote]No problem. Yeah I do actually, it's a quote my grandad once said to me "Trying to understand women is like trying to herd cats, you just can't do it." [/quote] [Thank you for reading and good night, stay tuned to radio 666 for more interviews.] [Disclaimer- Do not ask to be interviewed, each interviewee is hand picked by the head council of middle earth. Each candidate has their background thoroughly checked over]