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Edited by Shru: 3/21/2014 10:36:28 PM
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My trip to the dentist

So I'm sitting in the chair getting my teeth clean, my gums bleeding because the lady keeps flossing my gums. She was in a rush or something and would pop the floss all the way to my gums... It -blam!-ing hurt ! So she is done and I'm sitting there waiting for an old man to finger my mouth to check my teeth. But get this flood, It was a woman! First girl dentist I have ever seen. She sat down and a rush of girly perfume fell over me. She started putting her fingers I'm my mouth, while I was sitting there enjoying it . Then, I had the urge to start licking her fingers... I told myself no, but my tongue went wild and went all over her fingers. She just giggled, but unfortunately I got excited and bit her. I blew it flood .

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