Check it, so this guy starts to play into some random Conspiracy Theory surrounding the Malaysian plane, and what follows is pretty damn funny.
I'm a huge fan of awkward comedy, and the male host was just perfect, he sounds like an idiot. I've copied/pasted the "transcript" below, granted there are a couple errors.
Hope ya'll are having a wonderful Wednesday, and don't forget, the news is shit! :D
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[spoiler]Joe Scarborough: Number one is you just don’t have this happen. So the airlines haven’t felt the need to do this . . .
Male: Right.
Joe Scarborough: . . . and, two, it’s not cost prohibitive, but it doesn’t make any sense to do it because this happens so rarely. They could track these planes if they wanted to.
Male: Sure. It’s a lot of money.
Joe Scarborough: And, by the way, they will from now on.
Male: And they’ll pay the extra money from now on, but this just never happens.
Mika Brzezinski: Can we go to news school for a second, please. That’s last week’s question and the theories are for later in the show and I’ll tell you why.
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Mika Brzezinski: Everyone stop for a second.
Joe Scarborough: Mika, you stop and relax.
Mika Brzezinski: Everyone . . .
Joe Scarborough: You just, come on, you just come on.
Mika Brzezinski: Stop for a second.
Joe Scarborough: I’m going to have to ask you to just bring it down and relax a little bit. I think you’re a little upset.
Mika Brzezinski: Because here’s what we’ve got at this point. Its 17 minutes past the hour. We shouldn’t be talking about theories.
Joe Scarborough: I tried some meditation over spring break.
Mika Brzezinski: If you want to go to a network that has . . .
Joe Scarborough: How was your weekend?
Mika Brzezinski: . . . theories about Pakistan just blare it across for hours and hours and hours. You’ve got many choices out there.
Joe Scarborough: I love Pakistan.
Mika Brzezinski: Okay, but that’s actually capitalizing on a non-story for the sake of ratings because people’s imaginations are pricked by this and that’s not responsible.
Joe Scarborough: Shhh, come one.
Mika Brzezinski: We did the plane.
Joe Scarborough: Come on.
Mika Brzezinski: We will do the plane.
Joe Scarborough: We suck at doing planes.
Mika Brzezinski: It will be done again. We will do the facts.
Joe Scarborough: Okay. I feel like, I feel like [inaudible 00:01:11]. Handlers can I get the cape and say, “Come on [inaudible 00:01:13].
Mika Brzezinski: Just stop. We’ve got to go to Ukraine.
[i]There may be small errors in this transcript.[/i][/spoiler]
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