Where's Shredder?
Where's Master Splinter?
Where's The Foot ninjas?
Guns?
Casey Jones?
No "Cowabunga!" said from the turtles?
And most of all... WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
Brought to you by Michael Bay, killing our childhoods one movie series at a time.
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At least we have Megan Fox as the lead. I wonder if she's going to play generic hot girl or generic hot girl with attitude in this one? I'm leaning towards the former.