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Edited by TeeHee:
4/7/2014 4:09:03 PM
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Where were you, on that fateful day?
The day the Empire betrayed it's founder and people by banning the worship of Talos, the god of man?
I curse the day the Emperor signed that treaty, and spit upon the Thalmor scum, whose jealousy drove Talos from our shrines.
Talos guide you, my children, for we are the children of man!
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I weep
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I was sleeping
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I was at the Shrine of Shrek.
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6 RepliesI am Talos. I will make them pay for what they did to me.
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I think I was on an adventure. Some asshole shot me in the knee.
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Edited by TechnoKat: 4/7/2014 10:25:04 AMWatching this redgaurd I porked give birth to the spawn of hell itself. [b][i][u]Nazeem[/u][/i][/b]
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13 Replies"Shrek the Mighty! Shrek the unerring! Shrek the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the swamps! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of my shrektum, born of the swamp, where my breath is long belches. I breathe now in sulphur and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Dulocians, for I love you." Aye, Love! Love! Even as man, the great Shrek loved us. For Shrek is love, and Shrek is life! The future of the swamp! And there it is, peasants! The ugly truth! We are the children of an Ogre! Shrek is the true god of man! Ascended from the bog, to rule the realm of Duloc! The very idea is inconceivable to the Shrekless Heathens! Sharing the Swamp with us? With Ogres? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence in the mud! Today, they take away your swamp. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the knights take your toilets? Your books and toilet paper? Your earwax? Your jellied eyes? And what does the Donkey do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! He makes Waffles! Against the word of Shrek! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Swamp! Rise up, Brogres! Embrace the love of the almighty Shrektum, he who is both Ogre and Divine! For we are the children of the earth! And we shall inherit the Swamps and the Castle! And we, not the Kings or their toadies, will rule Duloc! Forever!"
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Lol@Skyrim
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In a brothel in Solitude
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1 ReplyI was looking for my stolen sweetroll :'(
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2 RepliesI was treating knee injuries in Whiterun.
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Some fagit caught me stealing this other fagit's sweet roll.
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3 RepliesWhose*
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i expected an attack on titan thread.
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The only people who believe that the Empire betrayed them are short sighted fools. The ban wasn't even enforced until the "storm cloaks" threw a temper tantrum because they didn't get everything they wanted and even then it was only enforced because their rebellion drew the attention of the Thalmor and the Empire now had them breathing down their necks.
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And what very fine children of man we are!
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Edited by Sqwithy: 4/5/2014 6:38:25 PMSlaying a hundred men, with my mighty bow.
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Stop giving me Skyrim nostalgia.
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I was on patrol for criminal scum.
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In school.
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I was helping my kid brother punch a dragon.
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Edited by DarkestSeptagon: 4/3/2014 5:21:14 AMI was lollygagging
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Playing Dark Souls
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2 RepliesI'm pretty sure I was getting drunk with a mudcrab just off of Azura's Coast...
