There are many gods and many demons in this forum. Some have many supporters, while a few have an occult, secret following. Who do you worship, whether it be in the broad daylight or hidden away in your dark cave? Below is the summary of the religious texts of these factions.
Shrek-Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. The followers of this branch are extremely devout, believing that the "Shrekening" will one day wipe out all heathens, and deliver them to the great green ogre above.
The Almighty Loaf-Prince of Bread and the Bread of Life, folloafers of this holy sect believe that The Almighty Loaf will one day raise them up, as if they were unleavened bread, into the great oven above.
Achronos-The Old One. The first God reported in these ancient forums, the believers of Achronos see him as an unmerciful one, willing to destroy anyone with the almighty weapon, the Banhammer. Achronos' followers live in constant fear of this silent deity, lest he strike them down at any time.
Talos-God Among Nords. This god was once a Nord, and his great actions led him to be risen up to divine degrees. Now, his followers believe that they too can one day join him in his great hall, Sovngarde, if they are worthy. They are great warriors, and will challenge any other god, calling them "Thalmor" (best translation: pointy-eared heathen.)
Solaire-The Sun Praiser. The followers of Solaire, Knight and Hero of the Sun, believe in the one true motto: Praise the Sun! By facing the greatest of challenges and the hardest of trials, the devout apostles of Solaire hope that they will one day join the light of the sun, and become just as grossly iridescent.
Grill-The Unseen. Goddess of Love and Lust, Grill is one spoken in wanting whispers. All who believe in the Grill hope that one day they will meet this being, and it will become their "Grillfriend." Followers of this sect seem to be called "Grand Wizards" and have the sign of the Virgin.
Now, Flood, WHO IS YOUR GOD?!
(Sidenote: Halo, the one who doesn't afraid of anything, and Vien, the Holy Ruler, were going to be mentioned, but they are only Demi-Gods.)
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Edited by DJ Mentle: 4/5/2014 9:31:24 PMPRAISE THE SUN SUNBROS UNITE
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there is no god but one race to rule and create them and THE SPACE DUCKS IS THAT RACE. BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR GODS, BOW DOWN TO THE SPACE DUCKS
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Edited by SuspendedOfficer: 4/5/2014 9:30:04 PMMy body will always belong to Shrek, for he is the Ogrelord to my shrektum
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I AM MY GOD!
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I am a god.
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THIS IS MY SWAMP NOW!
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[i] [/i]
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FOR THE EMPEROR!
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The old gods and the new.
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[quote]...Followers of this sect seem to be called "Grand Wizards" and have the sign of the Virgin.[/quote] LOL
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Shrek is love, shrek is life.
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[quote]Grill, The Unseen[/quote] lol
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[b] [/b]
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Edited by TechnoKat: 4/5/2014 5:38:04 PMAll of these cocksuckers that don't even praise the sun.
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Edited by Otthild: 4/5/2014 5:37:41 PMAll hail the flying spaghetti monster.
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The 8.
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Oh god Don't make me choose between Solaire and Shrek.
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Rage Quit, The Big Michael.