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Edited by dontobeythewalru: 4/10/2014 2:42:57 AM
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I respect the people who clean up public bathrooms.

They do so much for you and get paid so little... Last night I needed to pee at a local store. It was pretty late and so I peed into the urinal while in a haze. For some reason I got a pretty big headache, and I wanted it to go away. I looked around and nobody was in the bathroom, so I decided to fap into the urinal. Fapping always makes my headaches go away. I came in about a minute. I don't know if that's fast, but that's exactly what I was trying to be, fast. I flushed the urinal but the sperm wouldn't go down the drain. I thought that the urinal would be powerful enough to flush it down but I guess not. I was going to get it all up with tissues but then the janitor walked in. This janitor was an old man. He looked just heart-broken. I was thinking about how his wife might of died and he was just trying to get by. I felt terrible. I wanted to clean it up, but it was just so awkward that I tried to speed-walk out of there. When I went by him, he put his hand on my shoulder. I turned around. He said nothing out loud, but I could see that he was saying in his eyes, "Why?" I turned around and left. I hate myself now. If you clean up public restrooms, then you have to deal with people like me. Thank you.

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