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Edited by IchEsseKinder:
4/11/2014 12:40:41 AM
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You have to be cremated
But you get to choose any condiment jar, container, etc. for your ashes to be placed in. What choose?
I choose pickle jar. Nobody will be able to open that shit
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Pickle jar. That way, no one can ever get rid of me.
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Ice cream canister
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Black ops two box.
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Does it even matter?
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Other, coffee container on a shelf in an office somewhere. That way even in the afterlife I can ruin someone's day
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Either: A whoopie cushion, 'cause that would be hilarious; A bottle of spray paint, so I can be permanently tagged onto the side of a building, or; A can of Folger's coffee, because everything's a travesty with Walter.
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I want my ashes in a fanta bottle
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Pepper shaker. Because I have a twisted sense of humor
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1 ReplyA bottle of sweet baby ray's.
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2 RepliesSomething where il be mistaken for said condiment.
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an hourglass
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I wanna be put in a hot sauce bottle cuz I'm hot, then put in some potent burritos so I can tear that ass up ;3
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3 RepliesA coffin and have me put into a hole but not buried. And leave the coffin half open so people who walk by will be freaking out that someone dug up a dead body
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A bottle of lube.
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I want my ashes put in a Chipotle burrito and the have it put in a glass container at the Vatican[spoiler]im not religious[/spoiler]
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Drink my ashes.
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Spreader across the lifeless bodies of my enemies.
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Put me in a tea bag
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I wanna be put into one of the grated parmesan cheese containers so people can eat me on everything. Or so some unfortunate bloke eats me on accident. I'll have to include that in my will. I want people to have one last taste of me to remember me by. Preferably on pizza. In memory.
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A strip club Gigity
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Definitely a syrup bottle. But it can't come from that fake shit people use.
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Honestly, I wouldn't care. Although, it would be pretty funny to be kept in a moonshine jug.
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Is stickin my ashes in a master chief statue possible. (The new style of master chief that is.)
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Edited by Shortbusregular: 12/4/2014 6:09:06 PMHot sause bottl cuz im soupah hawt fiah!!!
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Coffee powder jug
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