So there's this fine, down to earth chick i started talking to and at first it went well but i think she's losing interest. I have seen the handiwork of the flood in latter years. Please halp me get it going
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Text her and say "why haven't we had sex yet?"
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Do something completely out-of-character for her. It wirks every time
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Toast In Envelope Works every time.
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Call her mi amore
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Ignore her and disrespect her. Also talk to her much hotter friend. She will be at your feet in no time.
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Toast/Envelope at the speed of light!
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Wow...that is nothing in comparison to the shit I have been through. Basically, what I'm going to say to you is this, do something -blam!-ing spontaneous, make a move and -blam!- her brains out. If that doesn't happen, you'll be back here crying about this -blam!-ing bitch.
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[b]PREPARE THE BLOOD LETTING.[/b]
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HMM... THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. I'M TOO BETA TO HELP.
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Stick it in her popper.
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Keep her interested. Too much talking leaves her knowing everything about you and then what's more to know? Girls want a "bad" boy, but it's not bad they want but someone who stands out, makes them laugh, or isn't scared of nothin. You don't have to be a jerk, but you make her realize your somthing.
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Ayy I got grill problems too
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Stick it on her pooper.
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Take her bowling.
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[quote]Its[u] going down fast[/u] *girl problem*[/quote]I completely misunderstood the title. *leaves*
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I thought you said you were going down fast on someone. Nevermind.
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Your title makes it seem like you're asking a sex related question. If she's losing interest then move on, or be more interesting.
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Well there's not much to work with here. Have you tried competing against others for mating rights?
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Edited by Safran888: 4/23/2014 7:35:04 PMPropose. It's the only way
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Ask her to hang out/get food/whatever. Don't have text conversations often, build rapport in person.
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When in doubt, whip it out.