I once stepped on a toothpick and got a piece of it stuck in my foot for 2 months... Who knew. Well I actually had a pretty good feeling so I was trying to open up my 'healed foot'. My signs were it hurt for 2 weeks when I walked on it, and then it was hard where it healed and would hurt if I stepped on it wrong. Then one day I just squeezed it like a usually would at this point. Then one time it was pussy and just came right out. In excitement and amazement I picked it up. 'Twas good[spoiler]Title was "What's the worst thing to step on?"[/spoiler]