I was driving railroad spikes to hold a car port down with a sledgehammer and broke the top of the spike. My crotch has significantly enlarged since.
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Adolescence...
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I always feel listening to country music gives me a sense of masculinity.
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There was a baby in a burning building. I tore of my shirt, revealing my bare hairy chest full of rippling muscles. I roared as I threw the building into a nearby river that I created by splitting the nearby dam in half with a swift kick.
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Triggers manhood = gives you a boner?
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Seeing a mare in heat.
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I sailed for a thousand days and a thousand nights through raging weather before i reached a tropical island inhabited by savages. I found on the island a beautiful woman, so i ripped off all of my clothes, grabbed the rwo handily placed longswords and i cut down warriors till me blades were dull. Then i finished off the rest, including a 50-story tall sea monster with my bare hands. I rescued the damsel and then ferociously banged her for 7 whole days on top of the tallest mountain on the planet. She gave birth to 7 handsome baby boys (at once), they came out with war paint and axes. I then skydived from the cliff, falling, falling, falling... Until...[spoiler]I woke up[/spoiler]
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Local club in my city I fell in love with a stripper.
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Manhood?
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Puberty?
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When I slaughtered 100 Frost Giants with my bare hands! It was that day when the little godling of rain became the GOD OF THUNDER!