I was driving railroad spikes to hold a car port down with a sledgehammer and broke the top of the spike. My crotch has significantly enlarged since.
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There was a baby in a burning building. I tore of my shirt, revealing my bare hairy chest full of rippling muscles. I roared as I threw the building into a nearby river that I created by splitting the nearby dam in half with a swift kick.