I sailed for a thousand days and a thousand nights through raging weather before i reached a tropical island inhabited by savages. I found on the island a beautiful woman, so i ripped off all of my clothes, grabbed the rwo handily placed longswords and i cut down warriors till me blades were dull. Then i finished off the rest, including a 50-story tall sea monster with my bare hands. I rescued the damsel and then ferociously banged her for 7 whole days on top of the tallest mountain on the planet. She gave birth to 7 handsome baby boys (at once), they came out with war paint and axes. I then skydived from the cliff, falling, falling, falling... Until...[spoiler]I woke up[/spoiler]