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Edited by Kalameet: 5/5/2014 7:54:02 PM
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Master Chief vs Jesus

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Master Chief

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Master Chief gets every weapon, vehicle, and item available in the entire Halo universe. Jesus is Jesus Christ. The fight is on a wide open field in Montana. Who wins?

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  • Though it would start in a random open field in Montana, we forget that the wind, rain, and waves have been commanded by Jesus. *Suddenly, the arena shifts as a monsoon comes down on the two combatants.* Cut to Jesus, walking upon the water, looking at an enraged Master Chief up to his neck in water: It's over Master Chief, I have the high… water?

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