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5/8/2014 10:35:19 PM
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how do I obtain a girlfriend?
I don't talk to girls much, I don't approach them either. They walk up to me, and I get nervous.
What do I say? I'm serious most of the tom except when I'm with friends and someone I like. And there is someone I like. Wat do?
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Make a lot of money. The End
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4 RepliesGuaranteed to work.
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1 ReplyGo to a romantic restaurant. Stare at couple. Wait for boyfriend to go to bathroom. Put woman in bag. Walk away. Congratulations- you have now obtained somebody's girlfriend.
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Also works
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Throw fishing lines at them. One of them will catch on to it eventually.
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1 ReplyJapan has a vending machine for that.
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Run Lift weights Shower Cologne most importantly: act like a more confident version of yourself
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Show her the dance of your people.
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Hahahahahaha! *sigh* Hahahahahaha!
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Dear Stupidshit, try xbox.com If you're still single - try toast in envelope If you are still having trouble: stick it in her pooper If none of the above worked - I'm sorry to say but you are probably not sexy enough for a girlfriend.
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1 ReplyI thought it was pretty self-explanatory what to do.
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Step 1. (The most important step) MAN UP STOP BEING A BETA ACTUALLY TALK TO THEM BECOME FRIENDS and pray to god when you ask her out later you're not friend zoned
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Edited by Leftry: 5/9/2014 11:25:45 PMTo obtain the women you must obtain the vehicle, to obtain the vehicle you must obtain the moneys, to obtain the moneys you must get a good job. Then, and only then. You can hit her with "The" vehicle, disable her and sweep her off of her shattered feet into your Windowless Van, I mean The vehicle. Then you win.
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Up, up, down, down, left right, right left, x, y, a, b, rb, lt, rt, lb, start
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Well first you need to learn how to spell.
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I'm sure you can find the right cheat code.
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2 RepliesI would also like to know such things. For science.
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Obtain? y You do not need a girlfriend and there is no rush. Know yourself before you date a girl and you will be fine, I hate people who always need to be with someone.
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If you want a white one. I can tell you how to make a trap. Get some Nutella, Uggs, and Starbucks and place them under a box that is triggered to fall as they reach for the items. It works every time. And then boom, you have yourself a girlfriend.
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By deleting b.net account for starters
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2 RepliesOh great, another generic Scorch alt.
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Buy sunglasses and a leather jacket start referring to women as "broads" Be the quarterback of your new band Your vehicle choice should start and end with the 69 camaro. Always eat red meat. One word: mustache The ladies will be begging for your fourth letter of the alphabet.
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Bagel -> Postcard
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2 RepliesI've been testing out this theory and I had an absolute 10 call me "-blam!-ing hot" today...as well as other things 1. Dress like you're going to meet the woman of your dreams everytime you go out. 2. When you walk, don't look at the ground. Look straight ahead of you. 3. When women catch you looking at them, don't divert your attention away immediately. (i know this is hard) Keep eye contact for a second or two and lackadaisically look away. 4. You can LITERALLY have ANYTHING you want, you just have to psych yourself out and make yourself think you can have it. 5. Start out small, get a number from a girl that you don't necessarily care for. Confidence is momentum. GAIN SOME MOMENTUM! 6. Don't build rapport through texts! If you get someone's number, man up and call them. girls get bored if you just met them and try to talk them up through texting. 7. Make a sexual reference every now and then but say it twice in your head before you say it out loud so you dont sound like a creep or an idiot. 8. Use Kino. Kino is touching. If there is a girl in your way that you're fond of, put your hands on her hips and say excuse me. Find ways to touch women without being creepy. (most of the ways you think of will be creepy, so think hard) 8. Women like to be pushed and pulled. Don't spill your heart out immediately. You have to play their game. Actually acting like you're not interested will make them want you a bit (don't be a dick though) 9. Look women in the eyes when you talk to them. If you look at their eyes, left and right, back and fourth, that'll simulate infatuation and will subconsciously make them desire you.
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Use your Masterball. They're harder than Mewtwo.
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6 RepliesBear puns. Women find bear puns un[i]bear[/i]ably cute.
