You get to create your own RPG character for the Flood. You first get to choose their race, class, skills, attributes. Then you can choose their weapons, armor, and appearance. Race: Human: A boring human with boring qualities. Ogre: An ugly species with a huge boner for Shrek. Furry: You have a tail and shit. Troll: Ugly, vile, and disgusting creatures who don't wash their hands after taking shits. Ninja: Yeah, it's a -blam!-ing race. Class: Moderator - You specialize in hammers, bans, and trying to stay unbiased. Idiot - You're not very smart. White Knight - You've sworn to protect women and their rights from evil doers everywhere. Feminist - You hate penises and those creatures that they're attached to. Stosh - You're blamed for a lot of things. Skills: Each skill increase=1 point placement. The more points per skill, the higher it is. 24 points. Communication - Increases the ability to read, write, and speak like you haven't gone incoherent. Lifting - Increases how strong and able your character is. The more points you have, the more people will be 'mirin. Trolling - The higher the skill, the easier it is for your character to rustle jimmies and be a general shithead. Confidence - Increases their ability to talk about their great social life, how much pussy they've had in the past month, and how they run at life head on without hesitation. Sarcasm - Increases the amount of sarcasm your character uses and how often they post TL;DR or related gifs, making them feel like they look super smart and funny. Repair - Increases the characters knowledge of PC parts and accessories, making them feel obligated to insult the Sony Ponies and Microshit Fanboys for being plebeians. Attributes: Each attribute increase includes the bonus. 20 points. Intelligence - Fortifies the characters ability to actually form logical opinions and politely debate individuals when they feel they are incorrect. Bonus: +3 to communication skill. Euphoria - Your character has an innate ability to constantly argue politics and religion and still feel like they win after they clearly lose. Bonus: +2 Sarcasm and an added character piece, a fedora. Strength - The character was just a natural born beefcake. Their genes were blessed by the aesthetic gods with a wide back, thick chest, and noticeable calves. Bonus: +2 lifting and +1 confidence. Ignorance - Your character unfortunately has a close mind with strong opinions. They like to think their opinions are facts, are huge assholes, and suffer from extreme autism. Bonus: +2 Trolling, +1 Sarcasm Technological - The character loves all kinds of devices, video games, etc. They are going through schooling to be a computer engineer like everyone and their mother, mainly debates in #gaming about frame rates and graphics, and probably occasionally has sex with their PCs disk tray. Bonus: +3 Repair. Weapons: Trollinator - A beautiful hammer forged in the days of b.old. Smites all forms off trolls instantaneously. The Ass Hurter - A long spear specifically designed to penetrate rectums in a fast and painful manner. Boring Sword - A sword for the common forum goer. It's not even that sharp. Wat class u gun pl-AAHHHH! - I dreadful great sword used to swiftly kill any #destiny poster before they finish their typical questions. The Baiter - A bow with arrows usually baited with religion threads or political posts and shot into the ground to lure other posters towards it. Explodes on contact. Armor: You can just choose other existing or fantasy sets if you'd like, this is just for lolz. Chest plate of Awesomeness - A not-so chest plate with revealing features to show off your shredded chest or ample sized breasts. Helmet of Autism - A helmet that decreases your communication skills by 120% I will add more options for armor when I can think of something funny. I will be recruiting up to 10 DMs who believe they could make up funny misadventures for the other posters. PM me and I will let you know if I see you fit to be one. I will add more on my own and feel free to post something that you think should be added. Have fun everybody.