Let us test this over 500 times in our combat simulator designed by Slytherin studio! MASTER CHIEF M-m-muh training is harder than ODST training! VERSUS JESUS Died for our sins, now he's going to kill for our sins WHO! IS! DEADLIEST! >Jesus vs Master Chief >Master Chief tactical's around >Run into Jesus >Chief fires at Jesus >Jesus is kill >ohwait he resurrects >Master Chief acts confused >"uhh thats a kill shot...because like I have the labcoat on and shit and i'm smart dude, I went to community college to study how to be a nurse.." >Chief starts shooting at Jesus again >Jesus turns weapons into holy grenades >Explodes >Strips Chiefs shields >Chief and Jesus start to circle around because lol deadliest warrior final showdown melee fight >Chief charges Jesus >Stabs Jesus with his Energy Sword >As Jesus lays down mortal wounded the Chief starts to go super moto >DEBULDERGS! OOORAH! REMEMBER REACH! SPARTANS NEVER DIE, ONLY GO MISSING IN ACTION! I WISH I WAS WEARING RECON ARMOR AND KILLED A DRAGON WITH MY SWORD! >Jesus simply gets up and crucifixes Chief >Chief dead WINNER! JESUS Jesus expert: -Rips out one of the Spike! intern's hearts on an altar- Master Chief expert; "WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! CALL OF DUTY KNOWS WHATS UP! -blam!-ING -blam!- THIS SHOW SUCKS! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO MAKE THIS TV SHOW!" Labcoat-community-college-guy: "It was a really close fight...maybe if Chief had more kill shots..." NEXT WEEK ON DEADLIEST WARRIORS! EDGY EDITION! ADAM LANZA VERSUS ANDERS BREIVIK IN A SHOWDOWN THAT'S LIKELY TO PISS OFF THE LIBERALS!