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5/8/2014 10:35:19 PM
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how do I obtain a girlfriend?

I don't talk to girls much, I don't approach them either. They walk up to me, and I get nervous. What do I say? I'm serious most of the tom except when I'm with friends and someone I like. And there is someone I like. Wat do?

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  • Edited by Leftry: 5/9/2014 11:25:45 PM
    To obtain the women you must obtain the vehicle, to obtain the vehicle you must obtain the moneys, to obtain the moneys you must get a good job. Then, and only then. You can hit her with "The" vehicle, disable her and sweep her off of her shattered feet into your Windowless Van, I mean The vehicle. Then you win.

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