I mean, its like all there is to do is drink, drive on long icy roads looking at the shitty scenery, drink some more, crash your car from drinking, and complain about being crushed by the great American West.
Is there ANYTHING to do over there? Other than drink and crash cars?
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drugs is all i can think of
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Russian whores. Eastern European women are hot
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I hear hard drugs kill a lot of people in Russia. Try hard drugs.