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5/14/2014 11:53:19 PM
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Beta stories?

Alright so here's my own anecdote for this, maybe it'll make some of you feel better about yourselves. So I've liked this girl in my school for probably 4 or 5 months and didn't have the balls to tell her anything about it, I would talk to her a lot in class and stuff, just never told her I liked her. She got a boyfriend a few months back, and he's been a major jerk off to her and she would always come to me and whine about it (yes ik I was friend zoned). A couple weeks ago she actually started to talk to me in a more flirting way. So she came over today, and started to kiss me and ended up on top of me, and this is where it gets bad. As things were getting better she said that she had always though I was hot, then, being a major beta, I literally pushed myself out from under her and told her I was hungry, and went and got goldfish, -blam!-ing goldfish. After I was done taking her home, I came home drank a bunch of my dads bud light, and texted her and she hasn't responded. So as any natural beta, I've decided to post this on Bungie.net. Maybe some others of you have got some beta stories, or you can just make fun of me, whichever.

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  • Was like 13. Natural slightly chubby beta. For some reason 10/10 female would stand in front of me and stare as her 4/10 companion grumbled about my obvious beta attributes. This goes on for weeks occasionally. I tell a friend. Friend tells the local sadomasochist (new word lel) who happens to have an extremely dangerous obsession with girl. So, middle of science class comes. SM jerk yells something like, "Hahahah! Anon told me you think whatsherface likes you! You ****ing retard!" Everyone heard. I'm red. Everyone is quiet. "Nuhhuh, I didn't say that." So that was the end of the most passionate romance i had in school. Anyway, she's pregnant and getting married soon. Moved to a new state, prolly cuz that dude was breaking into her house.

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