JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Service Alert
We are actively investigating issues impacting players' ability to sign in to all Destiny releases on PlayStation Platforms. Until resolved, players may experience disconnects or be unable to sign in. Please stay tuned to @BungieHelp for updates.

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
5/15/2014 7:50:22 AM
22

My Very First Sleepover

>be in 3rd grade >go over to friends house for sleepover >other friend is there too >3 amigos >be watching spy kids in the living room >we want popcorn >go to friends parents room to ask for popcorn >hear extremely loud slapping sound and moaning noise inside >put my ear against the door >friends mom getting it hard >go tell friends >we all huddled around the door listening >so much more interesting than spy kids >finally we all have to leave in fear of our laughter being heard >few minutes later friends step dad comes out and leaves for work >friends mom wasnt seen till next morning >never got popcorn Told my mom about it three or four years later. To this day I dont understand how you can have such loud sex in the middle of your kids sleep over. Some parents man.

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon