>be in 3rd grade
>go over to friends house for sleepover
>other friend is there too
>3 amigos
>be watching spy kids in the living room
>we want popcorn
>go to friends parents room to ask for popcorn
>hear extremely loud slapping sound and moaning noise inside
>put my ear against the door
>friends mom getting it hard
>go tell friends
>we all huddled around the door listening
>so much more interesting than spy kids
>finally we all have to leave in fear of our laughter being heard
>few minutes later friends step dad comes out and leaves for work
>friends mom wasnt seen till next morning
>never got popcorn
Told my mom about it three or four years later. To this day I dont understand how you can have such loud sex in the middle of your kids sleep over. Some parents man.
>be 12
>go over to friends house
>eat mexican food at 2 o cock
>jajajajajaj shit
>run to toilet
>climax while dumping
>hear footsteps
>is friend's dad
>hears sniffing sound
>sweating profusely
>let out an African sized dump
>dad startled
>dad be russian
>leans down at door crack
>screams "HOLI SHITH" in Russian accent
>yells through the door
>no words just yell
>talks/whispers normally
>"do as i do, clean the shit as soon and you dhump"
>am scared
>shuts off lights
>Russian dad laugh
>HUEHUEUE
>no more slep
>no mor
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