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5/25/2014 11:08:19 PM
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Ways that you DON'T want to die
I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
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Edited by Ashed-up: 5/27/2014 1:04:21 AMDying in the cold would be my number one. That feeling that you are slowing being taken away is horrible. Second is getting killed by some dumb asshole. Getting some dipshit who can barely finish a sentence without saying the word [b]like[/b]. Lastly would be getting ran over by a car which sadly might have number 2 behind the wheel. Edit: oh yeah drowning refer to number 1.
