The shitposting on B-Net reaches an all time high #Off-Topic and #Destiny are at war now, Deej who overslept now has to contact Bungie. But his internet is down so he goes to a Cyber Café to warn the Bunge staff not to go on the forums when suddenly a certain composer appears...Deej in fear tries to appear offline ....Marty hacks into B-Net and gives himself full Administrative privilages . #OffTopic and #Destiny stop fighting and shitposting and watch in awe of their leader's return Marty: "So fades the great harvest of my betrayal... " *Marty uses his admin powers to change #Destiny into #Halo. The members of #offTopic bow before Marty Marty: "Even [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics?tg=%23OffTopic]These shitposting beasts[/url] recognize what you are Oblivious to, Admin. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever." Marty uses his admin powers to reveal that Deej is in fact online. Deej attempts to quickly ban Marty but Marty in a display of power locks Deej's account and puts the fact on display for everyone to see. Marty: "Salvatori left little to chance, didn't he? Turning [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics?tg=%23Destiny]My own fans, My own Forums against me[/url], but what hubris to belive he could protect Bungie from me forever. If you haven't even mastered the plebs on this forum, Then the admins have not yet attained the Pay-raise. Your promotions may yet be prevented. Time was your ally Admin, but now it has abandoned you...." "...The Composer Has Returned" "This tomb is now yours." *Marty crashes Deej's internet and leaves to sue Bungie EDIT: Marty won the lawsuit: see here: http://gamerant.com/marty-odonnell-settles-bungie-lawsuit/